Algo idiota que um personagem de Naruto não diria

Naruto: Pouco barulho estou a estudar

Kabuto: lets play pokemon cards 8D

Sakura: IM GONNA DO SOMETHING 8D

Itachi: ja me cheira a aloevera T.T
Zetsu: not me <.<

Sasuke: Dear Diary

Mood: Apathetic

My life is spiraling downward
I couldn’t get enough money to go to the Blood Red Romance and Suffocate Me Dry concert
It sucks cause they play some of my favorite songs like “Stab My Heart Because I Love You” and “Rip Apart My Soul” and of course “Stabby Rip Stab Stab” And It doesn’t help that I couldn’t get my hair to do that flippy thing either…Like that guy from that band can do...Some days, ya know...

I’m an emo kid, non-conforming as can be.
You’d be non-conforming too if you looked just like me
I have paint on my nails and makeup on my face
I’m almost emo enough to start shaving my legs
Cause I feel real deep when I'm dressing in drag
I call it freedom of expression, most just call me a fag
'Cause our dudes look like chicks, and our chicks look like dykes
Cause emo is one step below transvestite

Stop my breathing and slit my throat
I must be emo

I don’t jump around when I go to shows
I must be emo

I’m dark and sensitive with low self esteem
The way I dress makes everyday feel like Halloween
I have no real problems but I like to make believe
I stole my sister’s mascara now I’m grounded for a week
Sulking and writing poetry are my hobbies
I can’t get through a hawthorne heights album without sobbing
Girls keep breaking up with me, it’s never any fun
They say they already have a pussy, they don’t need another one.

Stop my breathing and slit my throat
I must be emo

I don’t jump around when I go to shows
I must be emo

Dye in my hair and polish on my toes
I must be emo

I play guitar and write suicide notes
I must be emo

my life is just a black abyss... ya know..it’s so dark. And it’s suffocating me, grabbing a hold of me and tightening its grip, tighter than a pair of my little sisters jeans...which look great on me by the way.

When I get depressed I cut my wrist in every direction
Hearing songs about getting dumped gives me an erection
I write in a live journal and wear thick rimmed glasses
I tell my friends I bleed black and cry during classes
I’m just a bad, cheap imitation of goth
You can read me “Catcher in the Rye” and watch me jack off
I wear skin tight clothes while hating my life
If I said I like girls, I’d only be half right.

I look like I’m dead and dress like a homo
I must be emo

Screw Xbox I play old school Nintendo
I must be emo

I like to whine and hit my parentals
I must be emo

Me and my friends all look like clones
I must be emo

My parents don’t get me ya know
They think I’m gay just because they saw me kiss a guy… Well, a couple guys. But, I mean it’s the 2000’s. Can’t 2…or 4 dudes make out with each other without being gay?
I mean, chicks dig that kind of thing anyways.
I don’t know diary, sometimes I think you are the only one that gets me. You’re my best friend.



I feel like tacos

isso ta mt grande, nao tive paciencia para ler lol 8D

Sasuke: so gajas atras de mim, ieeiii vou come-las todas!

Jiraya: gajas? eu nao sou hetero desculpa eu amo gajos *.*

LOOL funny!

Sakura: sasuke caguei para ti, nao me ligas nenhuma! NARUTOOO ANDA CAAA JAA!

gai:va o que tenx de traz dessa mascara?
kakashi: uma boca

Naruto : QUERO UMA ROUPA AZUL !! T_T

Sasuke: vou passar a usar a roupa do rock lee e o estilo de cabelo deles 8D

Naruto: ahh hinata nao me olhes assim q eu derreto todo!!!

acho piada ao naruto nunca perceber as reacçoes da hinata quando ela o ve xD

Akamaru: oh meu deus ossos (sim ele é cao falante xD)
Kimimaru: <.< cya

Kiba: cheira me a peixe....akamaru kuantas vezes eu ja te disse k nao es gato para pescar peixe? e ja agora o k pescaste?
Kizame:*gota*

Zabuza: oh kakashi can you revive me with the dragon balls?
Kakashi: wrong series dude....

Jiraiya : ÁS ! Toma ! Ganhei outra vez ! * A jogar Poker com um esquelito no mundo do além *